February 2013
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December 2012
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October 2012
4 posts
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bostonhooligan96:
perksofbeingawallflower3:
TODAY IS HISTORIC
AND ITS A WEDNESDAY
And there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.
oh damn
So perfect.
September 2012
7 posts
fyeahhughgrant:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUGH GRANT!
August 2012
8 posts
Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
Bigger plot twist: Monopoly game is over.
Even bigger plot twist: Everyone agrees on who won.
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July 2012
11 posts
Worst pick up lines
Him: You know, you look just like my kid!
Her: Oh, you have a kid?
Him: Not yet.
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June 2012
32 posts
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marththebland:
vondell-swain:
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galosengen:
octopusoracle:
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia
holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is...
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youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
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How to determine who to unfriend on facebook →
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A Day In The Life Of Chris Hemsworth
Random Avengers Fan: Hey, are you related to Liam Hemsworth?
Chris Hemsworth: Have care how you speak. Liam is beyond reason, but he is of Australia, and he is my brother.
Fan: He's engaged to Miley Cyrus.
Chris: ...
Fan: ....
Chris: He's adopted.
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